Trolling Omegle again

• You: have you accepted nicolas cage as your lord and savior
• Stranger: No..
• You: Why not, if I may ask>
• Stranger: Because I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.
• You: Can I interest you in converting to Cage-ism?
• Stranger: We can debate, but conversion is probably not within your capablity.
• You: You've probably never heard of it, but I assure you that it's growing in popularity around the world
• You: Essentially, we believe that Nicolas Cage was cast from the sacred womb of Dog the Bounty Hunter
• Stranger: Isn't Nicholas Cage...an actor?
• You: (God Spelled backwards)
• You: Yes, but you see, he is also a God
• You: Many people don't know the truth
• Stranger: And you derived this from what logic?
• You: But today, I am here to preach his holy word
• Stranger: Seriously? The words of an actor..?
• You: Well you see, I was watching one of his films, and I realized that there was no explanation for his acting ability
• You: other than divine intervention
• You: so from there
• You: through my skills of deduction, I was able to piece together Nicolas Cage's true history
• You: and now I am spreading the holy gospel of Cage
• Stranger: You do realize that you can't base a faith on the basis of someone's good acting right?
• Stranger: I think Harry Potter's Dumbledore was magnificent, but I'm not gonna make him God..
• You: If I may, I have some video evidence for you.
• You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
• You: This really just speaks for itself
• Stranger: I must admit, Ghost Rider was quite good.
• You: It is entitled "Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit"
• You: Oh, that movie was the pinnacle of his career!
• You: He was so believable as Johnny Blaze
• You: the subtly named stunt rider
• Stranger: Oh, I believe you. It was done absolutely gorgeously.
• You: who sold his soul to Satan
• Stranger: Okay..
• You: You see? There really is no explanation
• You: His acting skills come from a higher power
• Stranger: It could be that God has given him an extraordinary talent, but that doesn't make him God.
• You: He is more of a Jesus-like figure
• You: as in
• You: he is the son of God
• You: (Dog the bounty hunter)
• Stranger: Uh huh..
• You: it all makes sense
• You: all you need to do is believe
• Stranger: Dude, that's like the words of Christianity you're twisting around to fit some actor haha
• Stranger: (who does have awesome talent though, I must admit that)
• You: http://tinyurl.com/26o76o7
• You: Look at this.
• You: Proof.
• Stranger: I'm okay..
• You: He has died, he has risen, and he will come again
• Stranger: I'm not really buying it, sorry mate.
• You: By the way, I think its hilarious when people on the internet can't tell that I'm trolling
• You: AGGHHHH NOT HE BEES
• You: NOT THE BEES
• You: AHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGH
• You: THEYRE IN MY EYES
• You: MY EYES
• You: AGGHGHHHHHHHHHH
• Stranger: lol
• You: Bye, may the great cage be with you
• Stranger: good one :)