Trolling Omegle

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• Stranger: hi
• Stranger: asl
• You: Have you accepted Nicolas Cage as your lord and savior?
• Stranger: no
• You: why not, may i ask>
• Stranger: Penelope Cruz is our god
• Stranger: All hail the Cruz
• You: Nicolas Cage was born from the sacred womb of dog the bounty hunter
• You: and is the holy and blessed son of god spelled backwards
• Stranger: truly a revelation
• Stranger: how have I not been told this information already
• You: We call it Cage-ism
• You: its a small religion, but its been spreading rapidly across the world
• You: over the past several years
• Stranger: how many followers?
• You: A lot of people have been skeptical, but I am a true believer
• You: A true Cage-er
• You: So far, we've got about 338 worldwide
• Stranger: I might jump on board if you can guarantee me some sort of high-up position
• You: Well, I'm already the pope
• You: so that position is taken
• You: however
• Stranger: but you cant call yourself the pope
• You: I would gladly offer you a spot as a Cardinal
• Stranger: 'cardinal'
• Stranger: need new names
• Stranger: that should be my first task
• Stranger: I'm assuming it pays well? I'm not being a 'cardinal' for free
• You: well, we pay you in Nicolas Cage paraphernalia
• You: For example, upon registering we would give you a Playboy edition feat. Nick Cage
• Stranger: you could just pay me in playboys
• Stranger: or playboy bunnies actually
• You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/TCAPOVyE4hI/AAAAAAAACnY/FlGE7qqWU4U/s1600/ANTHONYGREENjesus_cage.jpg
• You: Blessed be his name
• You: Amen