So, I met a guy who looks like Nicolas Cage.

• me: do you get told that you look like nic cage a lot?
• guy: yeah, it's kind of the main reason i break up with my girlfriends.
• me: really? i think it'd be kick-ass to date a guy who looks like nic cage.
• guy:
• me: it'd be like having a national treasure that's all yours.
• guy:
• me: in fact it'd be the best of times.
• guy:
• me: almost like you're trapped in paradise.
• guy:
• me: con air.