February 2012
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Trolling Omegle again
You: have you accepted nicolas cage as your lord and savior
Stranger: No..
You: Why not, if I may ask>
Stranger: Because I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.
You: Can I interest you in converting to Cage-ism?
Stranger: We can debate, but conversion is probably not within your capablity.
You: You've probably never heard of it, but I assure you that it's growing in popularity around the world
You: Essentially, we believe that Nicolas Cage was cast from the sacred womb of Dog the Bounty Hunter
Stranger: Isn't Nicholas Cage...an actor?
You: (God Spelled backwards)
You: Yes, but you see, he is also a God
You: Many people don't know the truth
Stranger: And you derived this from what logic?
You: But today, I am here to preach his holy word
Stranger: Seriously? The words of an actor..?
You: Well you see, I was watching one of his films, and I realized that there was no explanation for his acting ability
You: other than divine intervention
You: so from there
You: through my skills of deduction, I was able to piece together Nicolas Cage's true history
You: and now I am spreading the holy gospel of Cage
Stranger: You do realize that you can't base a faith on the basis of someone's good acting right?
Stranger: I think Harry Potter's Dumbledore was magnificent, but I'm not gonna make him God..
You: If I may, I have some video evidence for you.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
You: This really just speaks for itself
Stranger: I must admit, Ghost Rider was quite good.
You: It is entitled "Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit"
You: Oh, that movie was the pinnacle of his career!
You: He was so believable as Johnny Blaze
You: the subtly named stunt rider
Stranger: Oh, I believe you. It was done absolutely gorgeously.
You: who sold his soul to Satan
Stranger: Okay..
You: You see? There really is no explanation
You: His acting skills come from a higher power
Stranger: It could be that God has given him an extraordinary talent, but that doesn't make him God.
You: He is more of a Jesus-like figure
You: as in
You: he is the son of God
You: (Dog the bounty hunter)
Stranger: Uh huh..
You: it all makes sense
You: all you need to do is believe
Stranger: Dude, that's like the words of Christianity you're twisting around to fit some actor haha
Stranger: (who does have awesome talent though, I must admit that)
You: http://tinyurl.com/26o76o7
You: Look at this.
You: Proof.
Stranger: I'm okay..
You: He has died, he has risen, and he will come again
Stranger: I'm not really buying it, sorry mate.
You: By the way, I think its hilarious when people on the internet can't tell that I'm trolling
You: AGGHHHH NOT HE BEES
You: NOT THE BEES
You: AHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGH
You: THEYRE IN MY EYES
You: MY EYES
You: AGGHGHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lol
You: Bye, may the great cage be with you
Stranger: good one :)
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Trolling Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Have you accepted Nicolas Cage as your lord and savior?
Stranger: no
You: why not, may i ask>
Stranger: Penelope Cruz is our god
Stranger: All hail the Cruz
You: Nicolas Cage was born from the sacred womb of dog the bounty hunter
You: and is the holy and blessed son of god spelled backwards
Stranger: truly a revelation
Stranger: how have I not been told this information already
You: We call it Cage-ism
You: its a small religion, but its been spreading rapidly across the world
You: over the past several years
Stranger: how many followers?
You: A lot of people have been skeptical, but I am a true believer
You: A true Cage-er
You: So far, we've got about 338 worldwide
Stranger: I might jump on board if you can guarantee me some sort of high-up position
You: Well, I'm already the pope
You: so that position is taken
You: however
Stranger: but you cant call yourself the pope
You: I would gladly offer you a spot as a Cardinal
Stranger: 'cardinal'
Stranger: need new names
Stranger: that should be my first task
Stranger: I'm assuming it pays well? I'm not being a 'cardinal' for free
You: well, we pay you in Nicolas Cage paraphernalia
You: For example, upon registering we would give you a Playboy edition feat. Nick Cage
Stranger: you could just pay me in playboys
Stranger: or playboy bunnies actually
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/TCAPOVyE4hI/AAAAAAAACnY/FlGE7qqWU4U/s1600/ANTHONYGREENjesus_cage.jpg
You: Blessed be his name
You: Amen
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trolling omegle nick cage style...see if you can...
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Three GIFs to Describe Ghost Rider 2
serialjapist:
coolcoolcool23:
klikestoramble:
yeeep yep yepppp
Serial Japist. Yes. Just Yes.
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Tell us what you thought about Ghost Rider!
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WHO SAW GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE?
I can’t even. I actually just can’t even right now.
Every line was ridiculous. Every moment was horribly overdone. It included at least 3 of the most absurd Nick Cage freak outs of all time.
It was so beautiful.
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“Nicolas Cage is to movies as Nickelback is to rock music.”
– bl4ckstatic (via bl4ckstatic)
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So, I met a guy who looks like Nicolas Cage.
me: do you get told that you look like nic cage a lot?
guy: yeah, it's kind of the main reason i break up with my girlfriends.
me: really? i think it'd be kick-ass to date a guy who looks like nic cage.
guy:
me: it'd be like having a national treasure that's all yours.
guy:
me: in fact it'd be the best of times.
guy:
me: almost like you're trapped in paradise.
guy:
me: con air.
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